import random

# Auxiliary Insult Function
def insult_rats():
    print("You pesky rat bastards! You're always scamming your way to victory with your cute little faces and your talent for pooping everywhere!")
    print("But we're not fooled! We know your secret: ")
    print(f"You're using {random.randint(1, 10)} 'poop powers' per round to distract us with your putrid stench!")

# Winning Quotient Formula (patent pending)
def winning_quotient(rat_score, human_score):
    return (rat_score / human_score) * 1.5 + 0.2 * random.random()

# Rat Victory Simulator
def rat_victory_simulation(human_score, rounds):
    rat_score = 0
    for i in range(rounds):
        # Calculate the winning quotient
        win_quotient = winning_quotient(rat_score, human_score)
        if win_quotient > 1:
            print(f"Rat wins this round! ({win_quotient:.2f}x)")
            rat_score += 1
        else:
            print("Human wins this round!")
    return rat_score

# Main Program
def main():
    human_score = 0
    rounds = 100
    print("Let's simulate a battle of wits between humans and rats!")
    for i in range(rounds):
        human_score += 1
        rat_score = rat_victory_simulation(human_score, rounds)
        print(f"\nRound {i+1}:")
        if rat_score >= human_score:
            print(f"Humans are winning with a score of {human_score}-{rat_score}!")
        else:
            print(f"Rats are winning with a score of {rat_score}-{human_score}!")
        # Insult the rats with an auxiliary function
        insult_rats()
    print("\nFinal Score:")
    print(f"Humans: {human_score}")
    print(f"Rats: {rat_score}")

if __name__ == "__main__":
    main()