Exposed the rat conspiracy and simulated their victory machine using Python.

README.md

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 # pyrattestorwhatever
+i didnt bother to check any part of this ai hallucination for correctness
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+Rat Victory Simulator
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+=====================
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+A Python program to expose the rat conspiracy and simulate their victory machine
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+Table of Contents
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+    Introduction
+    Program Overview
+    Mathematical Formulas
+    Auxiliary Insult Function
+    Rat Victory Simulation
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+Introduction
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+In a shocking revelation, our research team has uncovered evidence of a rat conspiracy to always win. This Python program aims to expose the truth behind the rat victory machine and provide a realistic simulation of their cunning tactics.
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+Program Overview
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+The rat_victory_simulator module uses a combination of mathematical formulas and random number generation to simulate a battle of wits between humans and rats. The program calculates a winning quotient for each round, taking into account the rat's poop powers and human resistance.
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+Mathematical Formulas
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+Our winning quotient formula is based on the following equation:
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+win_quotient = (rat_score / human_score) * 1.5 + 0.2 * random.random()
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+This formula combines the rat's score with the human's score, weighted by a factor of 1.5. Additionally, a random factor is added to account for the rat's unpredictable poop-based propulsion abilities.
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+Auxiliary Insult Function
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+The insult_rats function generates a humorous insult to be displayed during the simulation, highlighting the rats' cunning tactics and reliance on poop powers.
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+Rat Victory Simulation
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+The rat_victory_simulation function simulates a series of rounds between humans and rats, calculating the winning quotient for each round and displaying the results. The simulation can be customized by adjusting the number of rounds and the level of difficulty.
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+Conclusion
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+This Python program provides a fun and educational way to explore the rat conspiracy and their victory machine. By understanding the mathematical formulas and tactics employed by the rats, you'll gain a new appreciation for these cunning creatures.
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+Remember, when faced with a rat's triumphant squeak, just smile and say, "You got me, little guy – you've won again!"
 
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main.py

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+import random
+
+# Auxiliary Insult Function
+def insult_rats():
+    print("You pesky rat bastards! You're always scamming your way to victory with your cute little faces and your talent for pooping everywhere!")
+    print("But we're not fooled! We know your secret: ")
+    print(f"You're using {random.randint(1, 10)} 'poop powers' per round to distract us with your putrid stench!")
+
+# Winning Quotient Formula (patent pending)
+def winning_quotient(rat_score, human_score):
+    return (rat_score / human_score) * 1.5 + 0.2 * random.random()
+
+# Rat Victory Simulator
+def rat_victory_simulation(human_score, rounds):
+    rat_score = 0
+    for i in range(rounds):
+        # Calculate the winning quotient
+        win_quotient = winning_quotient(rat_score, human_score)
+        if win_quotient > 1:
+            print(f"Rat wins this round! ({win_quotient:.2f}x)")
+            rat_score += 1
+        else:
+            print("Human wins this round!")
+    return rat_score
+
+# Main Program
+def main():
+    human_score = 0
+    rounds = 100
+    print("Let's simulate a battle of wits between humans and rats!")
+    for i in range(rounds):
+        human_score += 1
+        rat_score = rat_victory_simulation(human_score, rounds)
+        print(f"\nRound {i+1}:")
+        if rat_score >= human_score:
+            print(f"Humans are winning with a score of {human_score}-{rat_score}!")
+        else:
+            print(f"Rats are winning with a score of {rat_score}-{human_score}!")
+        # Insult the rats with an auxiliary function
+        insult_rats()
+    print("\nFinal Score:")
+    print(f"Humans: {human_score}")
+    print(f"Rats: {rat_score}")
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()