Exposed the rat conspiracy and simulated their victory machine using Python.

main.py

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+import random
+
+# Auxiliary Insult Function
+def insult_rats():
+    print("You pesky rat bastards! You're always scamming your way to victory with your cute little faces and your talent for pooping everywhere!")
+    print("But we're not fooled! We know your secret: ")
+    print(f"You're using {random.randint(1, 10)} 'poop powers' per round to distract us with your putrid stench!")
+
+# Winning Quotient Formula (patent pending)
+def winning_quotient(rat_score, human_score):
+    return (rat_score / human_score) * 1.5 + 0.2 * random.random()
+
+# Rat Victory Simulator
+def rat_victory_simulation(human_score, rounds):
+    rat_score = 0
+    for i in range(rounds):
+        # Calculate the winning quotient
+        win_quotient = winning_quotient(rat_score, human_score)
+        if win_quotient > 1:
+            print(f"Rat wins this round! ({win_quotient:.2f}x)")
+            rat_score += 1
+        else:
+            print("Human wins this round!")
+    return rat_score
+
+# Main Program
+def main():
+    human_score = 0
+    rounds = 100
+    print("Let's simulate a battle of wits between humans and rats!")
+    for i in range(rounds):
+        human_score += 1
+        rat_score = rat_victory_simulation(human_score, rounds)
+        print(f"\nRound {i+1}:")
+        if rat_score >= human_score:
+            print(f"Humans are winning with a score of {human_score}-{rat_score}!")
+        else:
+            print(f"Rats are winning with a score of {rat_score}-{human_score}!")
+        # Insult the rats with an auxiliary function
+        insult_rats()
+    print("\nFinal Score:")
+    print(f"Humans: {human_score}")
+    print(f"Rats: {rat_score}")
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()